Bill Maher New Rules July 17th

Bill Maher New Rules July 24th

I thought he struck gold this week with the last comment.

Rude Musing of the Day

Even if you stick an Autobot or Deceptocon sticker on your car, it still would not transform into a giant robot.

5 types of drivers that **** me off

The Speedster

These drivers cut lanes abruptly, drives 20 km/h above the speed limit, accelerate from 0 km/h to 100 km/h in five seconds, and drives as though they are involved in a F1 formula race. Hey, if you are so ******* good, go ******* drive in the F1 race. Don't use the same road as normal drivers like me, it is degrading to your status as a speed god.

The Road Hogs

These drivers are the antithesis of the Speedsters, for they will go no faster than 60 km/h, even on the right most lane of the expressway. And no, they are not embarrassed by their slow speed at all. Hey, if driving fast scares you so much, might I suggest a bicycle?

The Hazard Sign Parkers

These drivers think that by activating the hazard light, they are ******* entitled to park anywhere they wish. On double yellow-lines, on the side of a narrow two-way street, in front of coffee shops by the road side. And of course they can care less about the traffic that is held up behind them. Hey, if your dad actually OWNS the ******* road, then I don't give a **** where you ******* park. But unless that is the case, don't park on the ****** double yellow-lines.

The Bus Lane Cheaters

These drivers clearly do not know how to read, or their clocks are really off. Geez, doesn't the fact that no other cars are driving in the left most lane, even though the other lanes are ******* crowded, give you a ******* hint??? Hey, if you like driving in the bus lane so ******* much, why don't you join SBS and become a bus captain???

The Tailgaters

Maybe it is because there is a copy of Playboy attached to the back of my car. Maybe it is because the posterior of my car is so ******* awesome that you have to come so close to the back of my car to admire it. Hey, if you think I am driving too slow and this is your way of telling me, rest assure that I always drive 90 km/h on the highway (traffic conditions permitting). Hence, if you really ******* want to drive faster than me, then you must be breaking the law (see The Speedsters).