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Friday, October 13, 2006

Smart Aleck Remarks?

Top 5 things I really would like to say to an undergraduate taking a test, raises his/her arms, and asks me who is invigilating the test (or as they say in the states, proctoring the test) what a word on their test means... (which basically means telling them the answer...) ... but I cannot say in case I get complaints (just you wait... in my last semester before I graduate from my doctoral program... )


(5) I don't know. I'm actually not an invigilator. I am just passing by.

(4) Me no speak English.

(3) It means you should brush up on your vocabulary. Get a dictionary.

(2) It means you have not studied hard enough. You are probably going to fail.

(1) I can tell you. But I'll have to kill you.

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