Demetri Martin has a sense of humor that is very unconventional... This is a skit from his new show "Important Things With Demetri Martin", which had me laughing my ass off...
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因为无聊。因为左脑控制右手在电脑键盘上毫无意义地打击。因为思想的杂音掩盖了出口的话语。因为怀疑一切都是虚构的。因为不知道鸟不拉屎到底等不等於思想便秘。因为害怕死亡。因为脑袋漏出了想法。因为宇宙正在扩张。因为想要得到存在的证明。因为想要把媚妹。因为知道一加一等於二。因为无聊。
About Me
- 陈华彪
- Singapore, Singapore, Singapore
- 陈华彪：一个无聊又自相矛盾的个体。在毫无准备的情况下来到这个鸟不拉屎的世界，只因为母亲想跟世人开个玩笑。事与愿违地承受了生命，以及那些我们所不了解的事。有时愤世嫉俗，有时玩世不恭。有时非常感性，有时过於理智。星期一三五喜欢文学。星期二四六是个科学家。星期天不休息，因为化身为足球员。虽然是个无神论者，但是每天都好像来月经的女人一样向上帝抱怨日子过得不怎么样。然而，却因为读过老子的 “道德经” 而了解自己虽不是全世界最幸福的人，但也不是全世界最不幸的人。讨厌的东西有宗教、道德和政治。喜欢的东西有太多了，因此就用 “生命” 作为笼统的称呼吧。在人世间浑浑噩噩地活了超过四份之一的世纪，觉得最了不起的事：自己还活着。
Types of Posts
- Photos (302)
- Music Clips (106)
- Comedy Clips (104)
- My Column Articles (99)
- Commentary (86)
- Poetry (71)
- Science (58)
- Misc (52)
- Random Thoughts (52)
- Short Stories (31)
- Quotes (18)
- Music Reviews (12)
- Conversations (10)
- Sports (7)
- Comedy (5)
- Book Reviews (4)
- Psychology (3)
Some Old Entries
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February
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- Lee Kuan Yew On Charlie Rose
- More Squirrel Photos!!!
- 扫除
- 达尔文
- Important Things With Demetri Martin: Parking Space
- Important Things With Demetri Martin: Creedocide
- Squirrel!
- Woman's Head
- Horse Dung
- Evolution
- The Problem With Anecdotes
- Happy 200th Birthday, Darwin!
- Paul Scholes The Legend
- Frozen Bird
- Unintelligent Design
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February
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Albums on my IPod
- • Brad Mehldau, Highway Rider
- • Amberhaze, Then
- • Keith Jarrett, Setting Standards: New York Sessions
- • 陈奕迅，上五楼的快活
- • Lady Gaga, The Fame Monster
- • Portishead, Third
- • Cass McCombs, Catacombs
- • 有耳非文, 东京铁塔下
- Asobi Seksu, Rewolf
Books on my table
- Sources of Power, Gary Klein
- • Human Error, James Reason
- • Attention: Theory and Practice, Addie Johnson & Robert W. Proctor
- • Cognitive Task Analysis, Gary Klein et al.
- • Human Factors Engineering, Christopher D. Wickens et al.
- • Psychophysics: The Fundamentals, George A. Gescheider
- • Applied Attention Theory, Christopher D. Wickens et al.
- • Psychometric Theory, Jim Nunnally
Some Interesting Places To Visit If You're Bored Here
- Heteropoetry Club - Cool Poetry Site
- The Last Harbour - Cool Photography Site
- PitchFork Media - Cool Music Site
- Monty Python Flying Circus Official Site
- Talking Cock
- The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
- Skeptic Society
- Quack Watch
- Centre For Evolutionary Psychology Research
- William James Website
- About The Blues of Teaching
- WC's Blog
Number of Accidental Vistors
明天走的路，将会有昨天的余味
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