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Monday, October 09, 2006

Hip Hop??? You fucking kidding me???

Five reasons why I do not want to see PAP MPs dancing Hip-Hop


(5) Taiwanese politicians, especially Chen Shui Bian, also tried stunts like these in the past to connect to the Taiwanese youths. Look at the state of that country under Chun Shui Bian's Rule.

(4) You probably can't dance well. If I want to enjoy a good hip-hop performance, I will tune into MTV, thank you very much.

(3) The people didn't fucking vote you into parliament because they think you can be like them. We voted you guys into parliament because we thought you were better than us, and that you would lead us well. If I don't think you were better than me, I would have run for elections myself. So fucking quit trying to be more like us.

(2) Seriously, for the wages you guys are getting, you should be doing something else rather than hip-hop. The go-to analogy would be paying someone a million dollars per day to work as a crew hand at Macdonalds. Leave the job of entertaining the public for clowns such as aspiring stars-wannabe for Singapore Idol. Seriously, go and do the jobs you were paid for.

(1) You want to connect to the people? How about this for an idea? Instead of learning to do hip-hop which obviously is quite difficult for you guys, why not just dine at the coffeeshops or hawker centres or fast-food resturants that most ordinary Singaporeans, teens or adults, have their meals? Or take public transport at least once a week? Or even stay over at a HDB flat unit in one of your constituency for a night per month? Trust me, you will be able to connect more with the people, understand our problems and increase your popularity stakes than performing some perfunctory and vacuous activity such as dancing hip-hop and probably looking like handicaps in the process.

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